reallylameblog:

anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

  • Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

tatbrochu:

scrolling through my dash like

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(Source: maudwho)

illkim:

"You smoke?"

"Only recreationally"

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(Source: illkim)